The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:
Do you party a lot? How often?:
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:
Do you skip classes? How often?:
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:
Do you steal?:
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:
Do you drool over celebrities?:
Do you watch a lot of TV?:
Do you ever watch the News?:
Do you even care about world issues?:
Do you read books often?:
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:
Do you smoke cigarettes?:
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:
Do you cuss a lot?:
Are you desperate to fit in?:
Are you intelligent?:
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:
Black eyeliner?:
Black eyeshadow?:
Black trenchcoat?:
Black boots?:
Black fishnets?:
Black nail polish?:
Cigarettes?:
Heavy metal music?:
Marilyn Manson?:
Kittie?:
Cradle of Filth?:
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:
Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?:
An atheist?:
Horrible home life?:
Hopelessly depressed?:
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:
Self-mutilation?:
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:
Big black boots?:
Mohawk?:
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:
Loud, confident and opinionated?:
Wild hair colors?:
NOFX?:
Rancid?:
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:
A:
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:
Do you watch a lot of sports?:
Play a lot of sports?:
Talk a lot about sports?:
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:
Are you arrogant?:
Are you a male or female whore?:
Are you homophobic?:
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:
Boobs = yes?:
Parties = yes?:
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:
Have you ever been on a diet?:
How much did you lose?:
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:
Make yourself throw up?:
Make-up?:
Low-cut tops?:
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:
Giggle a lot?:
What's the deal with boys?:
Thongs?:
Pretty bras?:
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:
Who's the weaker sex?:
Are you a feminist?:
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:
How often do you shave your legs?:
How about your armpits?:
Are you emotional?:
Especially when on your period?:
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:
Independence or Companionship?:
Stability or Freedom?:
Personal or Interpersonal?:
Introvert or Extrovert?:
Popularity or Isolation?:
Unique or Loved?:
Understood or Individual?:
You or Them?: